That's CRAZY talk!

Stupid things I say because I have kids! :)


Grumpa-lumpa-gumpa-goose = "grumpy"
numma-licious- baba = the babys' bottles
stinky winky = anyone who has pooped in their diaper
silly willy= anyone being silly
Uh silly, a silly silly= anyone being cute or silly.
piggies= toes
paw = daddy
sissy, bubber, Ava-lu, Naudie boo boo, Naudie bear, lovie, BB
hungie mungie= hungry
bye byes
uh huh lo ow sillllie
diapie = diaper
numma numma's= food
binker =binkie

The use of any of the above is expressly for the purpose of communicating with one's children, and should not be used to communicate between adults, EVER! Seriously, this could get you committed, if their is not an infant or toddler present. Take caution when acting retarded.

Thanks!

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Dear Makers of the Sleep Wedge for babies,

You have restored peace to my home in the form of snoring! God Bless you, your offspring, your neighbors, and your mail man (you little miracle-worker, you!)


I'm pretty sure I love you-- just sayin'.


Thanks,

The girl with more melatonin than she had two days ago!

Tuberculosis can't keep me down!

Ok, I don't have tuberculosis, but I sound like I do.... and I think the fact that I can spell it is reason enough to write it a couple of times, and use it as the title of my post. 

So. I'm sick, cranky, and am wishing my husband would take a hint and baby me. Hot tea would be nice. Somehow he's failing to read between the lines of sarcasm, and whining to see that all I really want is chocolate to cuddle! 

It's sad, but I've felt crappy all day, and the only silver lining to it all? I can take more Nyquil before bed tonight. The coughing, sneezing, put you in a coma so your husband has to get up with the babies, good night medicine. :)

This is not funny, it's real.  It's real sad that the only thing I can think to blog about is how sick I am, and how much I could use a hug and some Nyquil! 

Annnnd, on that note. I should get going. The tea isn't going to make itself. 

g'night all.

-Jamie

I don't wear my sunglasses at night... I wear hot pants.

Yeah, I bet you're all singing that song to yourselves now, am I right?  :)

So, hot pants...

 I'm totally referring to the experience of cracking a fresh pair of pajama pants out of the dryer and hopping into them right before bed.  There's pretty much nothing in the world like it.  It can be equated with the joy one feels when receiving a large sum of money, or realizing your favorite TV series is out of re-run mode.  It's pleasure, at its finest.

Oh, but first and foremost, let me introduce myself:

I'm Jamie, and I've been toying around with the idea of blogging for some time now.  I'm sure I'll lose steam or forget the password to my blogger or some divine universal thing will prevent me from keeping up with it. For now though, nice to meet all of you!

I'm a born again Christian... so don't expect this to get filthy. Not for real, anyway.  I might allude to said filth, but will mostly be referring to the more tangible things in life... like my house, dishes & never-ending piles of laundry, you know, that or my kids. :)

Oh, ya. I have kids. That's pretty important! Three to be exact. I have my lovely first born, Naudia, who is 9, going on 15. Then there are my beautiful twinsies, Ava & Gavin-- who are 7 months old. I also have a beautiful baby boy, Brandon Spencer, who had gone to be with our Lord in July, 2009, he would be turning 2 this year, 17 days after my twins turn 1! So, yes, for 17 days of the year 3 of my children are the same age. I think it's kind of neat. Irish triplets!  I love all my kids, and just keep wishing none of them would ever change-- especially my husband, who is the biggest kid of all! Well, okay, that last part was a lie, but it was a super sweet lie, don't you think? *smile*

Okay, to prelude my blog.

I use "LOL" entirely too much. Yes, I think everything I say is hilarious, and should cause all of you to literally LAUGH OUT LOUD. So, whenever you read my blog and see "LOL" after any sentence, know that gut-busting laughter has just been indicated, and you must now comply.

I also over use the sideways "smiley" (read ~>  :) . Sometimes there will be a squiggle tongue, and sometimes not. Either way, I definitely don't smile that much in real life.  This is just for the purpose of expressing intention, or again, indicating that you should be amused with whatever thing I just said.

It's kind of like holding the "applause" sign up for a live studio audience, although I have no studio... and probably no audience. Eh... you get the point. :)

Hm. I think that'll be all for now.  Duty calls (has me on speed dial, actually). LOL (<~ see? you should have all just BUSTED a GUT just now! Now, get out your inhalers, and take puff, we don't want anyone dying before they have a chance to leave a comment! :)

Alright. Quittin' time. I've got kids to feed!

--Jamie

I did something dirty today...

Dishes.







Get your minds out of the gutter, and stay tuned!


More to come. :)